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Review: "Nina's Heavenly Delights"
For the Opening Night of the 20th Annual Milwaukee LGBT Film/Video Festival, Festival Director Carl Bogner has selected a sure-fire crowd-pleaser with Nina's Heavenly Delights.
Nina's Heavenly DelightsNina's Heavenly Delights 2  In her debut film, filmmaker Pratibha Parmar offers a familiar story, that of a much loved albeit deeply closeted daughter who fled her close-knit family rather than accept the marriage that had been arranged for her. Now three years later, following the death of her father, Nina (Shelley Conn) has returned home to Glasgow to a decidedly tepid welcome and the knowledge that her father had bet – and lost – half share of the family business, a curry house named the New Taj.
  With her best gay pal Bobbi (Ronny Jhutti) at her side, Nina tries to make sense of her life and her future. All she knows is that she doesn't want to see her father's beloved restaurant in the hands of rival restaurateur Raj Khanna (Art Malik, best known for his role in "Jewel of the Crown") and that of his handsome son Sanjay (Raji James). Oh, by the way, Sanjay just happens to have been the prospective husband from whom Nina had fled.
  Oh what a tangled web, thinks Glenn.
  After some serious introspection plus a session helping Bobbi choreograph a Bollywood-style dance routine, Nina decides to send off the New Taj in one final blaze of glory by attempting to win the annual Best Of The West curry competition. With young Nina at his side, her father had twice won the title and had long dreamed of winning a third, a hat trick. Only one thing stands in Nina's way: Lisa (Laura Fraser).
  Headstrong, persuasive and downright gorgeous, Nina quickly convinces the obviously smitten Lisa to help in her curry-induced quest. Nina's family, however, are entirely another matter, each being caught up in their own internal melodramas.
  Playing homage to a number of popular films, a hint of Ghost here, a pinch of My Best Friend's Wedding there, a generous measure of the classic My Beautiful Laundrette plus a dollop of The Iron Chef, Nina's Heavenly Delights ambles along in a cheerful, good-natured fashion, as Nina and Lisa fall in love while preparing for the fabulous meal they will need to create in order to beat the cocky Sanjay and win the competition.
  Can Lisa and Nina return the New Taj to its former glory? Is Nina strong enough to accept Lisa's love and come out to her family? Will Sanjay ever get over Nina and live happily-ever-after? Should Bobbi try to convince Nina's spunky but endearing little sister to burn her downright hideous Highland dancing outfit she seems way too fond of wearing?

Full Price, Matinee or wait 'til the budgets...

While lacking in any genuine original spark, director Pratibha Parmar and screenwriter Andrea Gibb have nevertheless concocted a most enjoyable – not to mention hunger-inducing – film. Surrounded by her lovable family and wacky friends or is it her wacky family and her lovable friends, Conn's Nina rather pales in comparison. Gibb's script has her cast as a somewhat reluctant lesbian lover and Conn perhaps takes this a little too much to heart. Far more compelling are Ronny Jhutti as Bobbi, the kooky but adorable Bollywood drag queen and especially Veena Sood as Nina's kindhearted mother, a woman at her own crossroads. In the end, having made sure that all loose ends are neatly wrapped up with a great big bow, Parmar and Gibb refuse to leave well enough alone. Oh, no. Determined to leave moviegoers leave the cinema humming a happy tune, Nina's Heavenly Delights has one final surprise: a ludicrous Bollywood-inspired musical number.

Just the facts…
Nina's Heavenly Delights opens the 20th Annual Milwaukee LGBT Film/Video Festival on Thursday, September 6th at Landmark's Oriental Theatre. Find complete schedule information at arts.uwm.edu/lgbtfilm. Veena Sood, who plays Nina's mother, also played the role of Dolly in the delightful comedy "A Touch of Pink"
Reviewed July 26, 2007
On the Aisle: "The Lady in Question"
In "The Lady in Question," the latest production from those madcap folks at Off The Wall Productions, the Lady (definitely with a capital "L") is our Ruthie onstageown Dear Ruthie who seamlessly transforms Gertrude Garnet, "the leading concert pianist of the international stage" into the rightful heir to such movie queens of years past as Joan Crawford, Norma Shearer and Ingrid Bergman.
  Busch evidently delight in those great Movie Dames from the 1940s and is positively misty-eyed at the winning combination of romance and danger so perfectly captured in the movies of that era. In "The Lady in Question," Busch borrows generously from such classic films as "Casablanca," "Notorious" and particularly MGM's "Escape," in which the always radiant Normal Shearer helps strong-jawed Robert Taylor get his actress mother out of the clutches of slimy Nazi bigwig Conrad Veidt.
  Yes, gentle reader, here we have Dear Ruthie versus the Nazis. Celluloid Nazis, to be exact.
  Once Barrelhouse Gertie, the Kissing Kitten of the Keys, Busch's heroine Gertrude Garnet ( that's pronounced "Gar-nay," thank you very much!) finds herself stranded in Bavaria, sans maid but with wise-cracking gal pal Kitty (Kristin Pagenkopf) in tow. With no room at the proverbial, Bavarian Inn, suave Baron Von Elsner (Dale Gutzman) generously offers the use of his "schloss."
  Did Glenn catch that right?
  Soon our Gertie meets handsome Professor Erik Maxwell (Jeremy C Welter) who seeks to enlist her help in securing the escape of his imprisoned actress mother Raina Aldric (Lori Morse). No dice! Gertie doesn't see herself made from the same noble cloth as, for example, Bergman's splendidly selfless Ilsa in "Casablanca." As someone who has had to claw her way to the top, Gertie knows if she doesn't look out for herself, no one will.
  Glenn is certain she'll change her mind – as would any heroine worth her shoulder pads. Gertie throws all caution to the wind when she finds the strangled body of her friend, Kitty. In a schloss filled with crazy doctors, a psychotic little girl (Karl Miller) in Heidi-drag and the Baron's deeply patriotic mother resolved to ridher castle of "that American woman," Gertie knows she's on her own.
  Anyone familiar with Charles Busch's typical madcap, comic riffs knows there'll be puns a-plenty plus generous helpings of physical slapstick as well as equal measures of rib-ticklin' romantic rendezvous. True, some of the wild physical comedy feels cramped in the friendly confines of the Off The Wall Theatre. Yet through it all Dear Ruthie's Gertrude reigns supreme. Like her fabulous cinematic predecessors, this tough dame is certainly capable of taking on any number of Nazis with no weapons other than her steely determination, an abundance of moxie and, of course, those sensational shoulder pads.
  Can Gertie and company outwit the sinister, mother-obsessed Baron? Will sweet Heidi (Liz Mistele) manage to turn cute Nazi boyfriend Karel (Kurt Thomsen) away from his allegiance to Herr Hitler? Is Raina strong enough to throw off the shackles of captivity and walk to freedom?
  Glenn'll never tell…

Just the facts…
"The Lady in Question" is presented by Milwaukee's Off the Wall Productions in the Off The Wall Theatre – 127 E. Wells Street through Sunday, September 16th. For tickets, call the Box Office at (414) 327-3552 or for more information, check out their website at www.offthewalltheatre.com

Reviewed July 12, 2007
New On DVD: When Darkness Falls
Darkness DVDDarkness StillsGay cinema has begun to embrace the horror film genre, from David DeCoteau's joyfully homoerotic "Brotherhood" series to more overtly gay offerings like HereTV's "Dante's Cove" and "The Lair" as well as the mad slashing "Hell Bent." Yet too many of these films seem only concerned with getting their hot male co-stars naked than actually providing the moviegoer with any real scares.
     Not so Jeff London's recent release: "When Darkness Falls." Promotional materials promise equal parts "Twilight Zone," "Tales From the Crypt" and "Night Gallery." Okay, sure. But happily filled with handsome, clean-cut All-American gay boys.
  "When Darkness Falls" is the title of the first (and best) of London's two cinematic stories. Kevin (Mike Dolan),at once something of a loveable scamp yet quite the gay Lothario, has invited Danny (Matt Austin), a potential new boyfriend up to his parent's mountain-side residence for the weekend. The setting is quiet, isolated and in a word, idyllic. A perfect retreat to which to take a hot young man for a romantic weekend, evidently long a practice of Kevin's.
     While sex is definitely on Kevin's mind – and let's face it, Danny is H-O-T HOT – Kevin can't help himself from spinning one scary story after another. Isn't that a cemetery just over there? What about that old folk tale, you know, the one about zombies? Eventually all of Kevin's creepy stories start to give Danny the willies.
     Let's face it, the way into a man's pants is not by scaring him sh*tless, so says Glenn.
    Darkness falls and all of the noises one might expect to hear amidst the utter stillness of a mountain getaway begin to take on a sinister tone. Despite Kevin's determined efforts, Danny is soon toofrightened to pay the least bit of attention to his romantic overtures. Even when Kevin begins to insist that he's made all of the stories up, it is too little, too late.
    Then the phone rings.
     At this point Glenn started screaming at the TV,to the completely oblivious characters, "The call is coming from inside the house! The call is coming from inside the house!!" But do you think they paid Glenn even a bit of attention. Nope.
    The second, much shorter film is called "Best of Care" and finds Mike Dolan's earnest Billy caring for obnoxious invalid Donny (Ron Petronicolos,). Poor Billy cooks (clearly very badly) and cleans (ditto) and is thoroughly abused by Donny who evidently controls the purse-strings. Donny refuses even to give Billy money for a Christmas tree. Heartless bastard. Then, one dark and stormy night, Billy has had enough. But can he suffer the consequences?
     BTW: Here's Glenn's vote for the "alternate ending," included as one of the DVD's extras, as much, much more effective than London's ultimate choice..

Buy It, Rent It or Forget It
An aficionado of horror films harkening back to the halcyon days of the classic daytime soap, "Dark Shadows," Glenn eagerly welcomes a good horror flick and found "When Darkness Falls" surprisingly effective and entertaining. Despite his apparent low budget, London has a sure hand with building suspense with music and sound effects while eliciting decent performances from his genuinely appealing cast Although someone surely could have suggested to Matt Austin, a very attractive, masculine young man, that one can "act" scared without becoming a total sissy.

Just The Facts…
"When Darkness Falls" has a running time of 92 minutes (combined) and is in English.
"When Darkness Falls" is available now on DVD with a SRP of $22.95.
All about "When Darkness Falls" at www.guardianpictures.com
Jeff London has directed such other popular gay films as "Regarding Billy," "The Last Year" and "And Then Came Summer."
Matt Austin plays a hot hustler in "Cowboy Junction"

Reviewed May 24, 2007
DVD 14-8
Reviewed April 26, 2007

New on DVD: The Night Listener
Following the fabulous literary scandal of the mythical JT Leroy  and the now infamous televised battle between Oprah and James Frey, the adaptation of Armistead Maupin’s “The Night Listener” on the big screen is surprisingly relevant yet oddly less compelling.
Night Listener  “The Night Listener” stars Robin Williams as Maupin’s alter ego Gabriel Noone, a gifted storyteller who hosts a nationally syndicated radio show, “Noone at Night.” As the film begins, Gabriel is at loose ends. His relationship with hot long-term boyfriend Jess (Bobby Cannavale) is failing and poor Gabriel has simply run out of stories.
  Then a publisher friend, Ashe (Joe Morton), turns up, most opportunely. Ashe has in his possession a very special manuscript, one written by 14 year-old Pete Logand (Rory Culkin), in which the boy chronicles the shocking sexual abuse he suffered at the hands of his sadistic parents. As so often happens in stories such as this, the boy has become a huge fan of Gabriel’s radio show, now that he’s safely living with a foster mother.  Ashe gives the manuscript to Gabriel who responds immediately to the boy’s plight, filling the void in his own life with Pete’s gallant battle with his various AIDS-afflicted infections.
  What follows is a budding, if unlikely, friendship between Gabriel and the boy. The ever chivalrous Gabriel goes so far as to buy the under-age boy a Playboy. Only the boy is safely squirreled away in the bowels of northern Wisconsin and they can communicate only by phone and letter – the film presumably set pre-Internet. Then one day Jess talks to the boy and expresses skepticism, to Gabriel, about how much the boy sounds like foster mother Donna (Toni Collette, in a unpleasantly twitchy performance).
  Gabriel is initially outraged Jess could make such a claim but the seed of doubt has been sown. Gabriel soon becomes obsessed with proving that Pete is in fact real. Yet in the process, Gabriel’s doubts actually lead Ashe to pull Pete’s book from publication.
  From its intriguing premise, “The Night Listener” now morphs into a rather limp, tedious thriller. Quixotic in his need to “make things right,” Gabriel goes on a quest to find Pete, his motivation a veritable minefield of doubt, guilt and neediness. Gabriel boards a plane and heads off to Wisconsin. He finds Pete’s small-town home and eventually Gabriel even finds Donna who, by the way, is blind. Yikes. In Toni Collette’s hands, Donna is an extraordinary bundle of ticks and neuroses but sufficiently convincing so that all in the small-town believes her saga implicitly, although someone there would have had to see her “son’ at some point, surely.
  And that’s pretty much the movie, other than some simplistic psycho-babble about how similar Gabriel and Donna are and, of course, the final, startling resolution which Glenn wouldn’t dream of revealing here. 

Buy it, rent it or forget it…
Definitely worth a rental, “The Night Listener” is well made and Robin Williams is often affecting as Maupin’s cinematic stand-in and therefore a “must-have” for all real Robin Williams fans. Also fine in supporting roles are the usually reliable Sandra Oh as Gabriel’s favorite gal pal and Rory Culkin (geez, how many Calkins are there??) as the possibly imaginary Pete. Yet it is hard not to see “The Night Listener” as a lost opportunity to explore the reciprocal rather than similar impulses that drive Donna and Gabriel. Instead Maupin and director Patrick Stettner chose a more commercial, less successful direction. 

 Just the facts…
The Night Listener” has a running time of 81 minutes and is in English.
The Night Listener”  is available now on DVD with a SRP of $29.99.

DVD includes an in-depth “The Night Listener Revealed” plus one rather bizarre deleted scene. The book Armistead Maupin initially wrote about was “A Rock and a Hard Place: One Boy's Triumphant Story” by Anthony Godby Johnson which was published in 1993 but is now out-of-print.

Reviewed March 8, 2007
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Phoenix DVD
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Boys' Briefs 3
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Reviewed July 6, 2006
DVD070606
Reviewed May 25, 2006
DVD Review:
Garçon Stupide

Garcon StupideThe "stupid boy" of "Garçon Stupide" is Lo•c (Pierre Chatagny), a lanky, adorably doe-eyed young man who spends his days inspecting chocolate bars at a factory in his small Swiss home town of Bulle. By night he comes alive, albeit via the internet where he is clearly no stranger to online gay sexual encounters.
  As the film begins, Lo•c has set out on just such an encounter, with a man named Lionel Ð presumably the cinematic stand-in for director Lionel Baier. Unlike the encounters the blissfully promiscuous Lo•c usually sets up, Lionel wants to talk, wants to get to know the young man rather than merely settle for a few moments of physical yet ultimately impersonal intimacy.
  Lionel Baier the director, as well as Lionel the unseen voice in this encounter, both seem to be suggesting that the real and far more interesting story here isn't actually about sex but that of the coming-of-age of this beautiful and engaging young man. Perhaps not all will agree but that is "Garçon Stupide" is a neat little nutshell.
  From here we get an intimate peek at Lo•c's life, learning that he is really rather sweet and surprisingly shy Ð at least when  sex isn't involved. While Lo•c may not be "stupid" as the film's title would suggest, his education is horribly lacking. When confronted with something he doesn't know, Lo•c turns to a dictionary, whether to try to discover the meaning  Impressionism or even to learn who Adolf Hitler was. His one and seemingly only friend is a young woman named Marie (Natacha Koutchoumov), a student who works as a receptionist for a natural history museum. She is Lo•c's bedrock of support and friendship, the person to whom he shares all of  his adventures and whose Lausanne apartment he occasionally crashes at when he misses the last train home.

  That Marie might be in love with him is not something Lo•c would even consider.
Garcon Stupide 2  Much like Lo•c's life, the film meanders along, punctuated with sexual encounters, which while unexpectedly explicit are anything but erotic. Disturbingly, Baier juxtaposes these encounters with images of primates from the museum. And there are more encounters with Lionel, who seems to relish his role as a mentor.
  Unlike life, which can meander along interminably, director Baier is savvy enough in this debut effort to force Lo•c to  finally question the nature of his existence. Jealousy takes hold of Lo•c as he learns that Marie is beginning to spend time with another man, a potential boyfriend.  Lo•c is incapable of being happy that Marie has possibly found someone but merely sees Marie's relationship in terms of how it will effect him, "She'll stop taking care of me."
  Tragedy strikes and Lo•c tries to replace Marie with an obsession for a charismatic footballer, Rui (Rui Pedro Alves). All too soon Lo•c's obsession turns to stalking Rui, first at games and eventually closer to home. Surprisingly, Rui invites Lo•c in for coffee and a tentative relationship develops between them.


Buy it, Rent it or Forget it...  
In many ways, "Garçon Stupide," is simply a coming-of-age film, although rather more sexually frank than most Glenn has seen. Often the film is frustratingly confusing, as plot developments are inexplicably dropped. Yet in newcomer Pierre Chatagny, Lo•c is an undeniably appealing if somewhat infuriating protagonist, totally self-absorbed and yet capable of seeing much of the world with a sense of wonder that is quite magical.

Just the facts:
"Garçon Stupide" runs approximately 94 minutes and is in French with English subtitles. "Garçon Stupide" is available now and has a SRP: $29.95

Reviewed May 11, 2006
DVD Review:
Chicken Tikka Masala

Before there was "My Big, Fat Greek Wedding," there was a charming little gay film called "Wedding Banquet," made by then relatively unknown Chicken Tikka posterfilmmaker Ang Lee. Name sound familiar? Thought so. Before there was "Brokeback," Lee offered this delightful comedy which focused on a young gay man willing to go to the extreme of getting married to placate his traditional Chinese family.  Many years and certainly, many "Wedding" films later, there comes another enjoyable little film, "Chicken Tikka Masala." 
  Jimi (Chris Bisson) lives with very cute boyfriend Jack (Peter Ash), Jack's drunken, slattern sister Vanessa ( Sally Bankes) and her chubby but lovable daughter, Hannah. Exceptionally dysfunctional perhaps, but this very curious little extended family appears to be quite happy content.
  Or at least they seem to be until the arrival of Jimi's aunt and uncle for a visit. At a family gathering, Jimi and pretty Simran (Jinder Mahal) are seen chatting together. Immediately the family decides that they would be a perfect couple. Before you can say "Chicken Tikka Masala," Jimi finds himself the very surprised guest at his own engagement party. Arranged marriages are certainly common in Indian households and who wouldn't want to marry the drop-dead gorgeous Simran who appears to be quite amiable to proposition. 
  What's poor Jimi to do? He loves his adorable family and doesn't want to hurt or disappoint them by telling them he's gay. He also loves his adorable boyfriend Jack..
  Even Glenn clued-in pretty early on that by the end of the film, all that was wrong in the world of "Chicken Tikka Masala" would happily (not to mention, humorously) made right. Sadly, the screenplay by 18 year-old Roopesh Parekh offers very few surprises and little depth. In the hopes of Chicken scenekeeping the film light, Parekh steers clear of alienating practically anyone. Jimi's family seems so gosh darn nice that Jimi comes off as increasingly churlish in how he refuses to be honest  ("Just tell them" screamed Glenn). Nor does he treat Jack any better. Perhaps concerned with offending conservative audiences, Jack and Jimi's relationship is subdued to the extreme.
  What saves "Chicken Tikka Masala" are enjoyable performances from the appealing cast. Glenn is hard pressed not to describe just about everyone in the film as adorable. Chris Bisson and Peter Ash are both such engaging and attractive young  actors that Glenn found it impossible not to root for the requisite, happily-ever-after ending. Katy Clayton's Hannah is the sort of delightfully worldly-wise youngster last seen on cheesy 1960s sitcoms. And then there is Zohra Segal's wonderful, scene-stealing grandmother. Adorable, adorable, adorable. Every last one of them.
  Okay, not quite all of them. Sally Bankes who plays the large er, well… hearted Vanessa can't possibly be described as adorable. Oh, no. Big, crude and invariably either drunk or nursing a monster of a hangover, Bankes' Vanessa is certainly a welcome breath of fresh air in a film too often teetering on a niceness-overdose.

Buy it, Rent it or Forget it...  
Director Harmage Singh Kalirai keeps the film on a snappy pace and the lively soundtrack, too, is a definite plus. While lacking the polish of "Touch of Pink" or the aforementioned "Wedding Banquet," "Chicken Tikka Masala" is a fun little movie whose heart is most assuredly in the right place. A perfect date night movie.

Just the facts…
"Chicken Tikka Masala" runs approx. 92 minutes and is in English.
"Chicken Tikka Masala" is available now at an SRP: $19.95
The adorable Peter Ash can also be found on BBC America's naughty, "Footballers' Wives."   Limited DVD extras


Reviewed March 30, 2006
Boy's Life
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Loggerheads
Reviewed March 2, 2006
“Dorian Blues”
Tennyson Bardwell’s debut film, “Dorian Blues,” a delightful coming-out, coming-of-age film, proves especially welcome after the intensity Dorian Blues(not to mention the continued media hype) of “Brokeback Mountain.”
  Relatively rare on film, the coming-out story dominates gay bookshelves. Would-be gay writers perhaps see the coming-out story as something of a rite of passage. Fortunately, most have the insight to bury said manuscript at the back of their sock drawer. Still, many  others get published. Thanks to the wonderfully wacky world of print-on-demand publishing, anyone with $100 burning a hole in their pocket can get their deeply personal story†onto the shelves of their†local LGBT bookstore.
  Bardwell’s bittersweet saga begins with a funeral – that of the father of       likable Dorian Lagatos (Michael McMillan). The time is ten years earlier – George the father is in office. An older, presumably wiser Dorian reflects on his high school days, aware that they†were not†to be the best days of his life. Seldom are even today, Glenn imagines, for closeted gay and lesbian teens.
  But not for his younger brother Nicky (Lea Coco), the quintessential boy-next-door. Nicky is everything that Dorian is not: handsome, athletic, popular and a terrific student to boot. He is, of course, the star quarterback on the school football team. as is required in stories such as this It is perhaps not at all surprising that Nicky is the one and only star in†their father’s eyes.
  Dorian’s journey is a familiar one – briefly turning to religion (“I love you, Dad.”), his hunky, little brother Nicky  trying to teach Dorian how to fight (result, a concussion) and a hilarious misadventure with a sweet, hooker-next-door type named Tiffany, who teaches Dorian how to dance.
  With wry humor, Dorian copes with acceptance and coming out to his family. His wonderfully unexpected relationship with his brother Nicky is a refreshing departure from the typical formula.
  As an only son, Glenn wonders how Dorian managed to keep his hormones in check while sharing a bedroom with the strapping Nicky all those years.
  Yet, it is Dorian’s relationship with his father that is at the heart of “Dorian Blues.” As Tom Lagatos, Steven C. Fletcher†offers a hard, arbitrary man, one who not only expects respect but total acquiescence from his wife and sons. In the film’s best scene, Dorian finally musters up sufficient courage to tell his father he’s gay. Initially Tom Legatos scoffs that Dorian doesn’t even know the meaning of the word. Dorian’s response is what Glenn wishes he might have thought to have said, “I don’t know that the word gay means? Well, you’re wrong. It means I like men, not you maybe, but in general.” Touché!

Buy it, Rent it or Forget it...  
Blessed with a clever, often quite poignant screenplay, an attractive cast and fine performances, "Dorian Blues" is sure to please LGBT audiences. Although “Dorian Blues” veers off course when Dorian flees suburbia for the big city, it is an absolutely charming film, perfect for even the most discriminating viewer’s DVD collection, along  with such titles as “Beautiful Thing,” “Kiss Me Guido” and “Prom Queen.”

Just the facts…
“Dorian Blue” zips along at a nifty 88 minutes. The DVD is available now with an SRP of $24.95 Minimal DVDs extras include close-captioning and deleted scenes. For all about “Dorian Blues,” check out the film’s official website at: www.dorianblues.com